Assisi:

a) Tell business sectors to merge
b) Advise business to hire out their most capable employees to foreign none competitors and let the state pay for the costs of language translation
c) Art
d) I'm a racist moron and I'll always be a racist moron and I've been elected to be the racist moron who mixed up current affairs with politics

Land:

a) Social unrest
b) Law
c) Exports
d) Glen Beck

Investment:

a)Can someone please explain to me the Munich air disaster in 1958 as my people believe it's a reprisal for Dresden?
b) Germany won the war in South Africa in summer 2010 as clarified by Eddie Mair on BBC Radio 4's PM
c) I have no respect for people who do things I don't understand
d) I'm a dangerous, dangerous retard and I encourage criminal (planned mental illness) behaviour based on sound research, not. Thank you Mr Elton.