Civil war predicted thanks to, 'dumb ******* Tea Party.' (aka Al Qaeda's political wing)

Afghanistan (and Iraq) War(s) The Truth (without the oil)

Prior to the recruitment of swing bin liden by the C.I.A. (197?) the British Foreign Office was asked what they'd do to hold onto their interest's, asked in the context of America's defeat in Vietnam, and the British Foreign Office responded by saying they'd recruit fanatics who hate Russia but also hate the West (the 'sane' idea being that the war against Russia will be won without loss of American lives, upon victory these fanatics will be at war with America, '...but you can't have everything.') For some retarded reason this advice was ******* followed so Russia was defeated and swing went on to attack the USS Cole. Knowing the threat these scum presented Bill 'trousers down for a nonsporking' Clinton warned President elect Bush Jnr to, 'watch out for this guy.' Bush's brain cell lept into action 2 weeks later and (only a mere two years after that) he invaded Iraq because Saddam tried to kill his dad in 1993 and he was given an anniversary cake with candles on it that weren't joke ones with a piece of paper to sign. Expecting his new bike Bush spent the last of his days in office high on fizzy orange but alas he ran out of paper straws and his drinking days became less enjoyable so he left office publically stating he'd given up drinking.